***DISCLAIMER***
Kalanco is not a seperate entity from me. But in the spirit of this, I'm trying to play him as if he was. That is all.




1: Who/What are you?
William: human, moderatly boring, competely average.

Kalanco: dragon, Antourian. Rather small.



2: Shut up
William:Your mom.
Kalanco: ..buh?.



3: How old are you?
William:19
Kalanco:62
William 0_o



4: WANT A HUG?!
William:depends on who's giving it.
Kalanco: OK!
William u_u


5: Got any bad habits?
William: a few. I bite my nails, which might actually be for the safety of others.
Kalanco:...not really, no.



6: Boy or Girl?
Unison: male.



7: Brothers or sisters?
William: I have a half brother, but I've never met him. And Velen, kind of a soul brother.
Kalanco: about a dozen, dozen and a half.
William o_0



8: Are you a virgin?
William: no, thankfully.
Kalanco: Nope.



9: Any kids?
William: no, and don't ever want one.
Kalanco: 16, to be exact.
William: what the fuck? 0_0


10: Ever killed anyone?
William: no, but I almost stabbed a person in the eye with a pencil....twice.
Kalanco: once, in self defence.


11: Hate anyone?
William: yes, but I try not to.
Kalanco: not really. Although some people are really annoying.


12: Do you love anyone?
William: oh yes.
Kalanco: my mate, my children, my parents.



13: What's your job?
William: Pretty soon I'll be driving large trucks.
Kalanco: ...job? Provide for my family I guess.


14: What do you do to relax?
William: pwn noobs on descent.
Kalanco: uhhh....0_o I guess I just relax, or go swimming.


15:What do you do if someone teases you?
William: make sure it doesn't happen again....by any means nessicary.
Kalanco: so violent..I just fly away.


16: What are your powers?
William: very good reflexes, high intellegence.
Kalanco: I can fly...that's about it.


17: Sexuality?
William: bisexual.
Kalanco: herto.



18: What's your fav thing about sex? O.O?!
William: ...that it feels good? What else is there?
Kalanco: *shakes head* the whole of it.



19: Best thing about your lover?
William: I...don't have one.
Kalanco: there's nothing bad about her, she's perfect.


20: What's your worst trait?
William: I do illegal things in my van.
Kalanco: ...what? o_0 *edges away*
William *looks down* that sounded less damning in my head. I meant things like speeding, and racing, and breaking
the laws of physics to make a 4100lb vehicle do things it never should have been able to do! *flails a bit and runs off...flailing*



21: Best trait?
Kalanco: I can talk to anybody, although I might not understand them because how of my telepathy works.



22:So, what now?
Kalanco: *looks off at William* ...I should probably get him under control again.