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About Me Member Mad Scientist Kalanco20/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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Meme, from Helaris

Wed Jan 21, 2009, 10:59 AM
  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: the drone of my computer's fan.
  • Reading: my text
  • Watching: myself type
  • Playing: nothing
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: nothing, sadly..
***DISCLAIMER***
Kalanco is not a seperate entity from me. But in the spirit of this, I'm trying to play him as if he was. That is all.




1: Who/What are you?
William: human, moderatly boring, competely average.

Kalanco: dragon, Antourian. Rather small.



2: Shut up
William:Your mom.
Kalanco: ..buh?.



3: How old are you?
William:19
Kalanco:62
William 0_o



4: WANT A HUG?!
William:depends on who's giving it.
Kalanco: OK!
William u_u


5: Got any bad habits?
William: a few. I bite my nails, which might actually be for the safety of others.
Kalanco:...not really, no.



6: Boy or Girl?
Unison: male.



7: Brothers or sisters?
William: I have a half brother, but I've never met him. And Velen, kind of a soul brother.
Kalanco: about a dozen, dozen and a half.
William o_0



8: Are you a virgin?
William: no, thankfully.
Kalanco: Nope.



9: Any kids?
William: no, and don't ever want one.
Kalanco: 16, to be exact.
William: what the fuck? 0_0


10: Ever killed anyone?
William: no, but I almost stabbed a person in the eye with a pencil....twice.
Kalanco: once, in self defence.


11: Hate anyone?
William: yes, but I try not to.
Kalanco: not really. Although some people are really annoying.


12: Do you love anyone?
William: oh yes.
Kalanco: my mate, my children, my parents.



13: What's your job?
William: Pretty soon I'll be driving large trucks.
Kalanco: ...job? Provide for my family I guess.


14: What do you do to relax?
William: pwn noobs on descent.
Kalanco: uhhh....0_o I guess I just relax, or go swimming.


15:What do you do if someone teases you?
William: make sure it doesn't happen again....by any means nessicary.
Kalanco: so violent..I just fly away.


16: What are your powers?
William: very good reflexes, high intellegence.
Kalanco: I can fly...that's about it.


17: Sexuality?
William: bisexual.
Kalanco: herto.



18: What's your fav thing about sex? O.O?!
William: ...that it feels good? What else is there?
Kalanco: *shakes head* the whole of it.



19: Best thing about your lover?
William: I...don't have one.
Kalanco: there's nothing bad about her, she's perfect.


20: What's your worst trait?
William: I do illegal things in my van.
Kalanco: ...what? o_0 *edges away*
William *looks down* that sounded less damning in my head. I meant things like speeding, and racing, and breaking
the laws of physics to make a 4100lb vehicle do things it never should have been able to do! *flails a bit and runs off...flailing*



21: Best trait?
Kalanco: I can talk to anybody, although I might not understand them because how of my telepathy works.



22:So, what now?
Kalanco: *looks off at William* ...I should probably get him under control again.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Missouri.
  • Interests: Astronomy, Otherkin, F-Zero and other games.
  • Favourite movie: Liar Liar.
  • Favourite band or musician: I like songs, but I don't much care for any particular singer/band, though.
  • Favourite genre of music: Video game, and metal!
  • Favourite artist: In no particular order:Helaris, Reddrgn, Reisaf/Seraf, myself.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Helaris.
  • Favourite photographer: Reddrgn
  • Operating System: Xp Home Edition.
  • MP3 player of choice: Windows Media Player
  • Shell of choice: One of those flat, kinda rounded scallop-ish shells.
  • Skin of choice: Scales.
  • Favourite game: Metal Gear Solid. Pick a number, I like them all.
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Personal Quote: I can't believe I'm getting owned by an RNG. ~Me
  • Tools of the Trade: Hands. Definitly a requirement.

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Comments


:iconhelaris:
Whee! I just wanted to say another massive thank you for creating the theme tunes for Issara, Nara and Chimalli :glomp:

Nara's reaction would be thus:

"SHINY! Muahaha! Yes, now I can rule Pendulus *Shifty eyes* But first, I need more shinies to boost my collection."

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Ni Ascherenh.
:iconkresketh:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KALANCO!!!!! hope you have a good one.

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:iconreddrgn:
Happeh, happeh, happeh, happeh birfday to YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!

Let the parteh begin! :cake:

:iconexcitedplz::iconmc-hammer::iconpeanutbutterjellyplz::iconraveplz:

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:bulletred: Friday is...
:iconkalanco:
wow, I am made of fail, because I totally missed this. *facepalm*

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Kalanco, the only known glittery-eyed dragon.
:iconproject-pendulus:
Thank you for watching :D

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Imagine a world where fantasy is reality and the extraordinary is ordinary. Walk through the mirror and step into Pendulus.

Ni Ascherenh.
:iconhelaris:
I was sure you were already on my Watch list! Oh well, you are now ^_^

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Ni Ascherenh.
:iconkalanco:
Thanks. I haven't posted much here in a while, though. ;_;

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Kalanco, the only known glittery-eyed dragon.
:iconketrino:
RANDOM!

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"In wildness is the preservation of the world, so seek the wolf in thyself." Metallica, Of Wolf and Man
:iconkalanco:
*has only just now got access to a computer again*

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Kalanco, the only known glittery-eyed dragon.

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